Herp Derp guys are told they’re appreciated by women and cry “friendzone!” because all they wanted in the first place was some sex. Oh man, how terrible is the “friendzone”, to have someone want you as a friend? Oh jeeze that’s awful. Better get a fedora.
There is no such thing as a friend zone; you’re just a dick.
—Contron (via a-homeless-man-with-icecream)